Ill Dog

A distraught dog owner called a vet pleading for an immediate
appointment. He explained that his dog had a large growth or swelling
near the corner of its mouth, so I told him to bring the animal over.
When the man came in with his pet, the vet examined the dog as the man
stood by, anxiously waiting. At last the doctor turned to him and
asked,"Do you have any children?"
"Oh, good grief, is it contagious?" the man gasped.
"No," the doctor answered. "It's bubble gum."

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