A Birthday Wish

A man walks into the closet to speak to his wife while she is rummaging
through her clothes and asks her what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd
love to be six again," she replied.

On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off
they went to a local theme park.

What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the
Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear, everything there was!

Wow! Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head
reeling and her stomach upside down.
Right to a McDonald's they went, where her husband ordered her a Big Mac
along with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake!

Then it was off to a movie – the latest epic, and hot dogs, popcorn,
Pepsi Cola and M&Ms. What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed. He
leaned over and lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being six
again?"

One eye opened. "You idiot, I meant my dress size."

The moral of this story:

Even when a man is listening, he's still gonna get it wrong.

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s