Big People Words

A group of kindergartners were trying to become accustomed to the first
grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no
baby talk "You need to use big people' words,"
she'd always remind them.

She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend. "I went to visit my
Nana," he said. "No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use big people
words!"

She then asked Mitchell what he had done. "I took a ride on a
choo-choo," he replied. She said "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. Use
big people words."

She then asked Ron what hehad done. "I read a book," he replied. "That's
WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?"

Ron thought about it, then puffed out his little chest with great

pride and said… Winnie the SHIT.

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