The Census Taker
For anyone who has ever had surgery:
What It Means.
Five year old Becky answered the door when the Census taker came
She told the Census taker that her daddy was a doctor and wasn't
home, because he was performing an appendectomy.
"My," said the census taker, "that sure is a big word for such a
little girl. Do you know what it means?"
"Sure! Fifteen hundred bucks, and that doesn't even include the