The Census Taker

The Census Taker

For anyone who has ever had surgery:

What It Means.

Five year old Becky answered the door when the Census taker came
by.

She told the Census taker that her daddy was a doctor and wasn't
home, because he was performing an appendectomy.

"My," said the census taker, "that sure is a big word for such a
little girl. Do you know what it means?"

"Sure! Fifteen hundred bucks, and that doesn't even include the
anesthesiologist!"

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