Things You Don’t Want To Hear During Surgery

Things You Don't Want To Hear During Surgery

1. "Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy."

2. "Someone call the janitor – we're going to need a mop."

3. "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"

4. "Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!"

5. "Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?"

6. "Hand me that…uh…that uh…..thingie."

7. "Oh no! I just lost my Rolex."

8. "Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff
before?"

9. "Damn, there go the lights again…."

10. "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, the guy's got
two of them."

11. "What do you mean you want a divorce?"

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