Diamonds

Sam was out shopping in the mall when he meets his friend Bill outside the jewellers. Sam notices that Bill has a small gift-wrapped box in his
hand. "So what have you just purchased Bill?" Sam asks.

"Well, now that you've asked," replies Bill, "it's my wife's birthday tomorrow and when I asked her this morning what she wanted for her
birthday she said, 'Oh, I don't know, dear, just give me something with a lot of diamonds in it.'"

"So what did you get her?" Sam asks.

Bill replies, smiling, "I bought her a pack of cards."

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