Sam was out shopping in the mall when he meets his friend Bill outside the jewellers. Sam notices that Bill has a small gift-wrapped box in his
hand. "So what have you just purchased Bill?" Sam asks.
"Well, now that you've asked," replies Bill, "it's my wife's birthday tomorrow and when I asked her this morning what she wanted for her
birthday she said, 'Oh, I don't know, dear, just give me something with a lot of diamonds in it.'"
"So what did you get her?" Sam asks.
Bill replies, smiling, "I bought her a pack of cards."