Good Excuse

*A* man bought a new Mercedes to celebrate his wife leaving him and was
out on the interstate for a nice evening drive.

The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his
hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph,
he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him.

"There's no way they can catch a Mercedes," he thought to himself and
opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100…..Then the reality of
the situation hit him. "What am I doing?" he thought and pulled over.

The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it
and the car.

"It's been a long hard day, this is the end of my shift and it's Friday
the 13th. I don't feel like more paperwork, I don't need the frustration
or the overtime, so if you can give me a really good excuse for your
driving that I haven't heard before, you can go."

The guy thinks about it for a second and says, "Last week my nagging
wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back!"

"Have a nice weekend," said the officer.

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