Stupid Questions

Stupid questions people usually ask in obvious
situations and some equally stupid answers:

In the bus: A fat girl wearing pointed high-heeled
shoes steps on your feet.
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia…..
why don't you try again.

At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Would you rather it have been you?

At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question: Is the "blah blah blah" dish good
Answer: No, its terrible and made of last weeks dish
water. We occasionally also spit in it.

When a friend announces her wedding and you ask
Stupid Question: Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer: No, he's a miserable wife-beating, insensitive
lout . . . it's just the money.

When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call
Stupid Question: Sorry, were you sleeping?
Answer: No. I was just lying here waiting for you to
phone.

When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter
hair Stupid Question: Hey! have you had a haircut?
Answer: No, its spring and I'm shedding.

At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in
your mouth.
Stupid Question: Tell me if it hurts?
Answer: And while I'm telling you, you tell me if I bite.

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