Two elderly women were out driving in a large car;
both ladies could barely see over the dashboard.
As they were cruising along they came to an intersection.
The stoplight was red but they just went on through.
The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself,
"I must be losing it, I could have sworn we just went through
a red light."
After a few more minutes they came to another intersection
and the light was again red, and again they went right through.
This time the woman in the passenger seat was almost sure
that the light had been red but was really concerned that she
was losing it. She was getting nervous and decided to pay
very close attention at the next intersection to see what was
At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely
red and they went right through. At this point she turned to
her friend and said, "Mildred! Do you know we just ran
through three red lights in a row?
You could get killed us!"
Mildred turned to her and said, "Holy Moly! Am I driving?"