*A* local bar regular had been drinking all night. This particular night
the regular drank a little more than usual.
The bartender finally says that the bar is closing. So the regular
stands up to leave and falls flat on his face. He tries to stand one
more time, same result. He figures he'll crawl outside and get some
fresh air and maybe that will sober him up.
Once outside he stands up and falls flat on his face. So he decides to
crawl the 3 blocks to his home and when he arrives at the door, he
stands up and falls flat on his face.
He crawls through the door into his bedroom. When he reaches his bed, he
tries one more time to stand up. This time he manages to pull himself
upright but he quickly falls right into bed and is sound asleep as soon
as his head hits the pillow.
He awakens the next morning to his wife standing over him shouting
loudly. "So, you've been out drinking again!!" "What makes you say
that?" He asks as he puts on an innocent look. "The bar called, you left
your wheelchair there again."