A priest, a minister and a guru sat discussing the best positions for
while a telephone repairman worked nearby. "Kneeling is definitely the best
way to pray," the priest said.
"No," said the minister. "I get the best results standing with my hands
outstretched to Heaven."
"You're both wrong," the guru said. "The most effective prayer position is
lying down on the floor."
The repairman could contain himself no longer. "Hey, fellas," he
interrupted. "The best praying' I ever did was when I was hanging'
from a telephone pole."