Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They determined to
make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify
them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a
store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals,
The next morning, they went to the beach, dressed in their "tourist"
They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and
the scenery when a "drop dead gorgeous" blonde in tiny bikini came
walking straight towards them. They couldn't help but stare. As the
blonde passed them, she smiled and said,
"Good morning, Father," "Good morning Father," nodding and addressing
each of them individually, then passed on by. They were both stunned.
How in the world did she know they were priests?
The next day, they went back to the store, bought even more outrageous
outfits. These were so loud, you could hear them before you even saw
Once again, they settled on the beach in
their chairs to enjoy the sunshine etc. After a while, the same
gorgeous blonde, wearing a string bikini this time, came walking toward
Again, she approached them and greeted them individually: "Good
morning, Father," "Good morning, Father," and started to walk away.
One of the priests couldn't stand it and said, "Just a minute, young
"Yes?" she replied.
"We are priests, and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world
did you know we are priests?"
"Father, it's me, Sister Helen."