Who was Driving?

A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage, a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car.

The officer looked down at the monkey and said,

"Boy, how I wish you could talk."

The monkey looked up at the officer and shook his head up and down and gave a little monkey yell.

"You can understand what I'm saying?" asked the officer.

Again, the monkey shook his head up and down and made his noises.

"Well, did you see this?"

"Yes," motioned the monkey.

"What happened?"

The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it up by his

"They were drinking?" asked the officer.

"Yes," the monkey nodded.

"What else?"

The monkey pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth.

"Oh, they were smoking pot?"

"Yes," motioned the monkey.

"What else, anything?"

The monkey motioned two people kissing.

"They were making out too?" asked the astounded officer.

"Yes," nodded the monkey.

"Now wait just a minute. You're saying your owners were drinking, smoking
and making out before they wrecked?"

"Yes!" the monkey motioned.

"And just what were you doing during all this?"

"Driving," motioned the monkey.


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