Blondie Gets Even

A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his
order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of
headlights and a pair of running boards."The new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear
stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, "The
trucker out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair
of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does
he think this place is . . . an auto parts store?"

"No," the cook said. "Three flat tires mean three pancakes,
a pai r of headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and
running boards are 2 slices of crisp bacon."

"Oh, OK!" said the blonde. She thought about
it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of
beans and gave it to the customer.

The trucker asked, "What are the beans for, Blondie?

She replied, "I thought while you were waiting
for the flat tires, head lights and running boards,
you might as well gas up!

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