Step on it!

There was this party in the woods and all of a sudden there was a
downpour of thunder and rain. These two young guys ran for about 10
minutes in the pouring rain, finally reaching their car just as the rain
let up. They jumped in the car, started it up and headed down the road,
laughing and, of course, still drinking one beer after the other. All of
a sudden, an old Indian man’s face appeared in the passenger window and
tapped lightly on the window! The passenger screamed, “Look at my
window!!! There’s an old Indian guy’s face there!” This old Indian man
kept knocking, so the driver said, “Well open the window a little and
ask him what he wants!” So the passenger rolled his window down and
says, “What do you want???” The old Indian softly replied, “You have any
tobacco?” The passenger, terrified, looked at the driver and said, “He
wants tobacco!” The driver replies, “Well, offer him a cigarette!
HURRY!!” So he fumbles around with the pack and hands the old man a
cigarette and yells, “Step on it!”, rolling up the window in terror. Now
going about 80 miles an hour, they calm down and they start laughing
again, and the passenger says, “What do you think of that?” The driver
says, “I don’t know…how can that be? I’m going pretty fast!” Then all
of a sudden AGAIN there is a knock on the window and there is the old
Indian man again. “Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa, there he is again!”, the passenger
yells. “Well, see what he wants now!” yells back the driver. He rolls
down the window a little ways and shakily says, “Yes?” “Do you have a
light?” the old Indian quietly asks. The passenger throws a lighter out
the window at him and rolls up the window and yells, “STEP ON IT!” They
are now going about 100 miles an hour and still guzzling beer, trying to
forget what they had just seen and heard, when all of a sudden again,
there is more knocking! “Oh NOOOOO! HE’S BACK!” He rolls down the window
and screams out, “WHAT DO YOU WANT?” in stark fear. The old man gently
replies, “You want some help getting out of the mud?”
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