A very drunk man went into a bar and ordered a drink. The bartender
served him and asked if he would like to try the bar game of darts. Three
in the bullseye and win a prize; only a dollar for three darts. The drunk
agreed and threw the first dart. A bullseye!! He downed another drink,
took aim on wobbly feet, let go… Another bullseye!! Two more quick
drinks went down. Barely able to stand, he let go with the last dart.
A third bullseye!!!
All are astounded. No one had ever won. The bartender searches for a prize.
He grabbed a turtle from the bar’s terrarium and presented it to the
drunk as his prize.
Three weeks passed. The drunk returned and ordered more drinks, then
announced he would like to try the dart game again. To the total amazement
and wonderment of all the local drunks, he scored three more bullseyes and
demanded his prize.
The bartender, being a sort of drunk himself, and a bit short of memory,
doesn’t recall what prize he had given.
He asked the drunk, “Say, what did you win the last time?”
And the drunk replied, “A roast beef sandwich on a hard roll!”