The Ill Vet

A Veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see his doctor. The doctor asked him all the usual questions, about symptoms, how long had they been occurring, etc., when he interrupted him, “Hey look, I’m a vet and I don’t need to ask my patients these kind of questions — I can tell what’s wrong just by looking.” He smugly added, “Why can’t you?”

The doctor nodded, stood back, looked him up and down, then quickly wrote out a prescription, handed it to him and said, “There you are. Of course, if this stuff doesn’t work, we’ll probably have to have you put to sleep.”

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