A New Mexico woman called to make reservations, “I want to go from
Chicago to Rhino, New York.” The agent was at a loss for words. Finally, the
agent said, “Are you sure that’s the name of the town?”
“Yes, what flights do you have?” replied the lady.
After some searching, the agent came back with, “I’m sorry, ma’am, I’ve
looked up every airport code in the country and can’t find a Rhino
The lady retorted, “Oh, don’t be silly! Everyone knows where it is. Check
The agent scoured a map of the state of New York and finally offered, “You
don’t mean Buffalo, do you?”
“That’s it! I knew it was a big animal,” she said.