How Old

His wife had just bought a new line of expensive cosmetics
absolutely guaranteed to make her looks years longer.

She sat in front of the mirror for what had to be hours
applying the “miracle” products. Finally, when she was
done, she turned to her husband and said, “Hon, honestly
now, what age would you say I am?”

He nodded his head in assessment, and carefully said,
“Well, hon, judging from your skin, twenty. Your hair,
mmmm, eighteen. Your figure, twenty-five.”

“Oh, you’re so sweet!”

“Well, hang on, I’m not done adding it up yet.”

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