I’ll Land it!

Harold and Al were on a small chartered airplane when the pilot  suddenly had a heart attack.

“Don`t Panic,” cried Harold heroically. “I`ll land this baby!”

Seizing the controls he headed for the runway at the Airport, and began wrestling the diving plane to the ground. Just as the wheels  touched the ground, Al screamed, “Red lights!! Right in front of you!”

Immediately Harold threw the engine in reverse and jammed on the  breaks,bringing the plane to a violent stop just inches from the edge of the lights.

“Brother!” he puffed, wiping his brow. “That sure was a short runway!”

“Yeah,” agreed Al, looking side to side, “but look how WIDE it is.”

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