Adam and Eve

Top Ten Reason God Created Eve:

#10 God worried that Adam would be lost in the Garden of Eden because he would not ask for directions.

#9 God knew that someday Adam would need someone to hand him the TV remote. (Parenthetically, it has been noted that men don’t want to see what’s ON TV; they want to see WHAT ELSE is on.)

#8 God knew that Adam would never make a doctor’s appointment.

#7 God knew that when Adam’s fig leaf wore out, he would never buy a new one for him self.

#6 God knew that Adam would not remember to take out the garbage.

#5 God wanted man to be fruitful and multiply, but he knew Adam would never be able to handle labor pains and childbirth.

#4 As “keeper of the garden,” Adam would need help in finding his tools.

#3 Adam needed someone to blame for the Apple Incident, and for anything else that was really his fault.

#2 As the Bible says: “It is not good for man to be alone.”

#1 And the #1 reason of all (Tada, drum roll, fanfare, etc.) God stepped back, looked at Adam and declared: “I can do better than that.”

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