Children Are Quick

TEACHER: Why are you late?
STUDENT: Class  started before I got here.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math  multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me  to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’
TEACHER: No,  that’s wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you  asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this child)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula  for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:     What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.
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TEACHER:      Winnie, name one important thing we have today that  we didn’t have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than  you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting    with ‘ I. ‘
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No,   Millie….. Always say, ‘I am.’
MILLIE: All right… ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’
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TEACHER:  George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it.
Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his  hand…..
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TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you  say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I  don’t have to, my Mum is a good cook.
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TEACHER:    Clyde , your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the  same as your brother’s.. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It’s the same dog.
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on  talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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