A man was driving when he saw the flash of a traffic camera. He figured that his picture had been taken for exceeding the limit even though he knew that he was not speeding…
Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the same spot,
driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed.
Now he began to think that this was quite funny, so he drove even slower as he passed the area again, but the traffic camera again flashed. He tried a fourth time with the same result.
He did this a fifth time and was now laughing when the camera flashed as he rolled past, this time at a snail’s pace…
Two weeks later, he got five tickets in the mail for driving without a seat belt..
You can’t fix stupid.
A man traveling in southern Indiana was headed for the Kentucky border …
when he saw a large sign, , , , “LAST CHANCE FOR $3.65 GAS!!!”
He still had more than a quarter of a tank left, but figured he’d better take
advantage of this opportunity to fill-up his tank.
As he was getting his change from the attendant, he asked, “How much is gas
The attendant replied, ” $3.10 “.
A customer moves away from a bank window, counts his
change, and then goes back and says to the cashier,
“Hey, you gave me the wrong change!”
Cashier: “Sir, you stepped away from the counter. We don’t
make corrections after you leave. There’s nothing I can do
about it now. That’s the policy of this bank !”
Customer: “Well, okay. Just thought you’d like to know you
gave me hundred dollars too much. Bye. “
Student who obtained 0% on an exam (I would have given him 100%)
Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die? * his last battle
Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? * at the bottom of the page
Q3. River Ravi flows in which state? * liquid
Q4. What is the main reason for divorce? * marriage
Q5. What is the main reason for failure? * exams
Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast? * Lunch & dinner
Q7. What looks like half an apple? * The other half
Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? * It will simply become wet
Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ? * No problem, he sleeps at night.
Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? * You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..
Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ? * Very large hands
Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? * No time at all, the wall is already built.
Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? *Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.